Douglas Herman offers some remarkable scenarios on Rense.com.
“A trio of nuns broke into a North Dakota missile site and removed the nuclear warhead using a crescent wrench, car jack and plastic crucifix...Six autistic kids broke into Fort Knox and looted billions in gold.... two teenage lovers who called themselves Romeo and Juliet, stole a Trident submarine...Saudi high school seniors commandeered the aircraft carrier USS Eisenhower...
“Nineteen flight school dropouts, in a complex and well-coordinated heist combining speed and stealth with an uncanny knowledge of our nation's security systems, commandeered four jumbo jets and flew hundreds of miles before returning to crash the planes into pre-selected targets. A flight school instructor said the men performed badly in the simplest of flight maneuvers in small Cessna airplanes. But local law enforcement officials quickly claimed the 19 hijackers could easily have performed complex maneuvers in much larger and more complex Boeing jumbo jets. Video cameras captured the ringleaders laughing and joking and a charred passport, found at the scene of the crash indicated, beyond any reasonable doubt, the guilt of the men.”
Oh wait, that last one isn’t exactly a Douglas Herman satirical scenario – it’s the official 911 story.
His satire goes on far too long, but if you want to see the whole thing, go to:
http://www.rense.com/general74/aabs.htm