Republican Sen. Conrad Burns of Montana says he believes President Bush has a plan to win the war in Iraq but is keeping it quiet.
Don't laugh. His secret plan is he'll just get the U.S. Supreme Court to declare him president of Iraq, too, and then he'll suspend their Constitution, declare himself the Great Decider, and declare victory. Hell, it's worked in America
Posted by Deck at October 19, 2006 10:19 PM