EXCERPTS from The Republican Dictionary:
Alternative energy sources (n): New locations to drill for gas and oil.
Compassionate conservatism (n): Poignant concern for the very wealthy.
Fox News (n): Fiction. [From the French; Faux News] .
Free markets (n): Halliburton no-bid contracts at taxpayer expense.
House (n): Exclusive club; entry fee $1 million to $5 million.
Senate (n): Exclusive club; entry fee $10 million to $30 million.
Patriot Act (n): The pre-emptive strike on American freedoms to prevent the terrorists from destroying them first.
Simplify the tax code (n): To cut the taxes of Republican donors.
Posted by Deck at September 22, 2006 01:13 PM