The guardians of our airlines are protecting us from the bad guys by banning all liquids – beverages, hair gels, and lotions – and by treating our shoes as dangerous bombs.
But there is a grave danger that they are not protecting us from.
Exploding breasts.
It’s obvious that silicone implants pose a great danger to all the airlines. Do you know how much explosive could be implanted in a 42D cup?
I won’t feel safe until they start feeling up every overly endowed woman to determine that she’s all real.
Posted by Deck at August 16, 2006 05:21 PM